johnny wickham
tomoatmeal: “It doesn’t show signs of stopping… and I brought some corn for popping.” ————————————————————— “Wrong corn, you fucking idiot!” someone shouted. “God look at how red his face is getting!” said someone else. “I think he’s crying!  Oh my God this is so awful!  I’m embarrased for him!” said the guy by the fire. “WELL FUCK YOU ALL I NEVER WANTED TO COME TO THIS STUPID THING IN THE FIRST PLACE!” I thought.

tomoatmeal:

“It doesn’t show signs of stopping…

and I brought some corn for popping.”

—————————————————————

“Wrong corn, you fucking idiot!” someone shouted.

“God look at how red his face is getting!” said someone else.

“I think he’s crying!  Oh my God this is so awful!  I’m embarrased for him!” said the guy by the fire.

“WELL FUCK YOU ALL I NEVER WANTED TO COME TO THIS STUPID THING IN THE FIRST PLACE!” I thought.

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